Silly Shoes

Cutting my apple, I glanced up from the wrapping table and saw . . . silly shoes. Probably the most exciting thing to happen at work today, these shoes made me smile because they're so . . . pointless.
When I asked the gentleman about his silly shoes, he laughed and said, "I wear them on the beach. But a lot of people use them for running." Then he told me the salesman said not just everyone can wear them.

I'll say. A person with little corn nubbins for toes like me would flop around and flail, making the silly shoes even sillier!