When you visit Lake Cheston to swim, picnic, or stroll, please take all precautionary measures. Should you see a woman in a red jacket, more than likely sprawled on the ground, balanced precariously on rocks or roots near water's edge, aiming a camera or two at something so tiny you can't see it, beware!
These days, because her camera is dying, she is using a borrowed camera, with which she is surprisingly clumsy. When she fails to get the shot she intends, like the one below of a Springtime Darner (the only mature one she has ever seen alit), she is likely to curse loudly and colorfully in language you may not wish your children to hear.
If you see said woman, it is recommended that you cut a wide path around her and hurry.
Thank you,
The Management
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