Sunday, April 27, 2014

There's Photoshoppin' and Then There's Just Plain Ignorance

I.
Still struggling with someone else's camera, but today there's a new wrinkle: strong wind. Tornadic storm on the way. A perfect time to play with Photoshop, not to disguise what I'm doing as a magazine just did with little Prince George, but to make something salvageable from the wild azalea.


Now if only my blog could have scent.

II.
Overheard conversation: Four children swimming at the beach. One a teenage boy, overseeing the two girls and boy younger than he.

Teenage Boy: It's yin and yang, see?

Girl: Huh? What's that?

Teenage Boy: You know, those Korean symbols. Black and white.

Girl: Black and white?

Teenage Boy: Yeah. That Korean symbol. Like white is good South Korea. Black is bad North Korea.

Girl: Which am I?

Teenage Boy: If you keep doing what you're doing, you're North Korea -- black, bad.

Girl: Oh.

Teenage Boy: Yin and yang. White is good and black is evil. And that's always true.

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